The Magic Elixir

When Rob pulled out a bottle of Head and Shoulders wrapped in duct tape, I had to read the Sharpie inscription. It read "Ha-Haay Robbie the Juice, The Social Elixir". Whatever is in that stuff makes Rob blaze trails, scale mountains, and wrestle bears with his bare hands. Now everybody wants some, but the girls are afraid it will give us beards and laughs like Santa Clause. Sunrise...new energy!